Macrobo V: The Comic

2009-01-21

Welcome one and all, to the greatest show on earth!

For those who have been following along for the past week and a half, I've been doing a top ten list announcing one from the list each day. Today is the day those that have come before.

Best Game of 2005: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Nintendo DS Worst Game of 2005: Resident Evil 4 - Nintendo GameCube

Best Game of 2006: Elite Beat Agents - Nintendo DS Worst Game of 2006: Blade Dancer: Lineage of Light - PlayStation Portable

Bets Game of 2007: Conan - Xbox 360 Worst Game of 2007: Halo 3 - Xbox 360

Ah the good ol' days. How I miss them and all of the free time I had.

Oh well, it's time to look forward into the future... By looking at the lists for the top ten best and worst games of 2008.

Top Ten best of 2008:

10. N+ - Nintendo DS

9. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - Nintendo DS

8. Scene It? Box Office Smash - Xbox 360

7. The World Ends With You - Nintendo DS

6. Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice - Playstation 3

5. The Incredible Hulk - Playstation 3

4. Naruto: The Broken Bond - Xbox 360

3. Too Human - Xbox 360

2. Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword - Nintendo DS

And now a recap of the Bottom Ten worst games of 2008

10. Iron Man - Playstation 3

9. Wii Fit - Nintendo Wii

8. Frontlines: Fuel of War - Xbox 360

7. Battlefield: Bad Company - Playstation 3

6. Karaoke Revolution Presents American Idol Encore - Nintendo Wii

5. Madden NFL 09 - Playstation 3

4. Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Nintendo Wii

3. Furu Furu Park - Nintendo Wii

2. Baroque - Nintendo Wii

1. Fallout 3 - Playstation 3

That's right, the worst game of 2008 is on a lot of those best game lists I've been looking around at. I'll admit that at first this game as a shiny gloss to it (So much so that the pupils of the characters eyes shine out). But after the first initial stage of the fallout shelter, growing from a baby to a full grown teenager. You get out into the real world, which is big, full of monsters, and utterly pointless because of all the radiation that poisons your guy. I don't mean that you start dying when you first enter the world map. No, instead any thing you eat or drink will give you radiation poisoning. Don't get me started on the NPC's either. You'll just be walking along, and then you find someone to talk to, so you do. Several hours later they finally shut up, and you wonder where you life went wrong, and why you're not out killing zombies. Oh that's right they're #$%##$% hard as hell to kill.

Now that we've washed our hands of that filth, and if you haven't washed your hands yet, you'd better go and do that or you'll get some sort of retarded disease where you like really crappy games. I can wait. Done? good lets get on to the good game bandwagon and release the info on the best game of 2008.

1. Mirror's Edge - Xbox 360

That's right, big bad EA finally paid money for a good game, no, scratch that a GREAT game! It was so good that I finished it in the span of less then three days. Not that's it's a long game, but the amount of time I get to play games is short. The story itself is a bit skippable with the main character "Faith" being a runner (a runner is a person who jumps across buildings to steal stuff like info, in a post marshall law town), whose sister is framed for a crime she didn't commit. The gameplay is where it's really at, with all of the running and jumping you feel like you're out there for real. That is until you fall, and you will, breaking the trance on you, and shattering your only hope of being a skinny hot girl. For all that it's worth, the only thing that should keep you from playing this game, is if you get FPS headaches, other then that you need to get on out and pick this one up.

Well, it's been a wild ride, and I've all but loved giving it to you. If you disagree with any thing that I've said, then give your opinion on our message board. So until next year, ciao.

2009-04-12

A Quaint Quatrain for this Special Occasion:

Today is a very special day,

It happens once per year before May,

He is big and tall and oh so fun,

Easter Godzilla is number one!